News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: man throws intestines at police

d-0mino:

The Derp Squad.

We’re the most awesome people you’ll ever meet.

Ok so its a promo group, and its just like every other promo group

you know…

• all kinds of promos
• voting help
• html help - btw i make custom themes too, id be happy to make you one
• bffs 4eva
• tinychat meetings
• etc

We’ve already been in existence and I know I’ve gained over 2000 followers.

Cause we all have thousands and just keep helping each other.

All you have to do to join is:

1. Reblog this once.

2. Message me here with your name, age, timezone, and follower count.

3. Be following me

Picking when this gets a decent amount of notes!

(Source: xoxo-gossip-gay)

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

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whimsicalninja:

death the kid

(Source: kokoronochizu)

whimsicalninja:

Child’s worst Nightmares by Joshua Hoffine

seriously creepy

(Source: natashaduchaine)

Reblog if you have the most amazing followers in the world!

nicoosuxx:

mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

(Source: elevan)